Olive Wood Board Engraved with "Don't touch my f*cking meat"
A unique, one-of-a-kind olive wood tree slice that has been sanded and oiled to create a beautiful, multi-functional board. Perfect for antipasti, cheese, charcuterie and more this charming piece can be used for serving an individual as a plate or a group as a platter. Laser engraved with “Don't touch my f*cking meat”.
Measuring 30cm long and 15cm wide minimum, no two pieces are the same. Shape and sizing may vary slightly due to the natural properties of wood. Olive wood is easy to clean and maintain, simply wipe with a damp cloth and allow to dry. Re-apply olive oil regularly to maintain texture and appearance. Do not place in a dishwasher or sit in water.
Our olive wood products come from tree cuttings where pruning has taken place, a necessary aspect of good forest management. When mature trees no longer fruit they are removed and a replacement planted. This is where we get our larger products from. We do not use plastic packaging and any protective material that we use is biodegradable or recyclable.
Our olive wood boards are cut and sold as seen. We do not use any fillers because this turns a natural product into something that is man made and detracts from its character. Whilst we do our best to hand select only the best boards you may receive some with small cracks, holes or other features.